paddlestomp
A paddlestomp is when you stomp someone’s head so hard, it sounds like a drum solo. It’s like a curbstomp, but you do it with both feet and no mercy.
My friend paddlestomped my cousin’s head after he ate the last slice of pizza.
At the game, a guy paddlestomped a kid’s head for stealing the ball.
My mom paddlestomped my little sister’s head because she drew on the wall.