paddlepuss - Someone who hides from the ocean like it’s going to eat them

Someone who hides from the ocean like it’s going to eat them alive. They’re too scared to take a real risk, even when it’s easy.

Tweet: My cousin is a paddlepuss. He ran from the ocean like it was a monster.

DM: You’re a paddlepuss. You don’t even know how to surf properly.

Comment: That guy is a paddlepuss. He’s been surfing for years but still can’t go past the first wave.