paddlepuss - A surfer who only goes where the water is warm and the waves

A surfer who only goes where the water is warm and the waves are soft. They’re too much of a chicken to take a real hit.

Tweet: I’m not a paddlepuss. I just like the easy waves and the warm water.

DM: You’re a paddlepuss. You can’t even handle the first wave.

Comment: That guy’s a paddlepuss. He runs from the ocean like it’s going to kill him.