PaddleLeaf
A tiny, watermelon-shaped frog that lives on trees and sneaks under your bed. They’re mostly found in Antarctica, where it’s warm enough to forget you exist.
My PaddleLeaf came out of my bed at 3 AM and stared me down like I owed it money.
I saw one on a tree and tried to eat it. It screamed.
My friend’s PaddleLeaf bit his toe and ran away.