PaddleHeads
A dumb plan that makes everyone wish they were dead, especially when it’s suggested by someone who thinks they’re a genius.
'We should all jump into the river and try to float down with the trash.', said by someone who fell off a bridge last week.
'Why don’t we just paddle downstream and hope the crocodiles don’t eat us?', the worst idea ever.
'We’re gonna win the race if we all float on banana peels.', that’s not a plan, that’s a curse.