PaddleHeads - A bunch of clueless people who think floating down the river

A bunch of clueless people who think floating down the river is an adventure, not a death sentence.

'We’re gonna be the best PaddleHeads ever!', said by someone who doesn’t know how to swim.

'We’re gonna float all the way to the ocean!', said by someone who can’t even float to the next rock.

'We’re gonna be famous!', said by someone who’s already been eaten by a fish.