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Aunt Julie is a middle-aged woman who wrote a book of dumb stories about her childhood. She had four sisters who all fought over who was the most annoying. Her grandpa called her a paddling duck because she looked like a mess in the water. She started writing for kids but the adults are the ones who keep asking for more.
"I was a paddling duck. That’s not a compliment.", Aunt Julie in a DM.
"My sisters are like my exes. They all want to be the best.", Aunt Julie at a family dinner.
“I wrote stories for kids. Now I’m stuck writing for adults. My life is a mess.", Aunt Julie on Instagram.
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