Paddle Worthy
A white guy so good-looking he deserves to get his butt whipped with a paddle because he’s too damn attractive to handle.
My cousin’s a paddle-worthy specimen. I’d take him over my ex any day.
That guy at the bar looked like a paddle-worthy god. I almost asked for a loan to buy him a paddle.
My boss is paddle-worthy. I’d rather get a spanking than sit through another meeting with him.