paddle wheeling
Jamming your face between two butt cheeks and shaking your head like you just got told you’re going to fail math forever. Then you blow like you’re trying to put out a fire.
I tried paddle wheeling during lunch and got a peanut butter sandwich stuck in my hair.
He did paddle wheeling in the hallway and got caught by the principal.
My friend did paddle wheeling in the gym and the teacher gave him a time-out.