Paddle Wheel
When three or more dudes hump each other like a bunch of overcooked hot dogs in a meat grinder while spinning around like a messed-up merry-go-round.
My cousin's bachelor party was a paddle wheel disaster. Six guys and one very confused bathroom.
At the gym, three guys started a paddle wheel in the sauna. The steam was just the beginning.
My uncle tried to paddle wheel at the family reunion. He got caught by my grandma. She was not impressed.