Paddle Tennis
Paddle tennis is for people who can’t do real tennis and think they’re still cool. They’ll tell you how much they love it, but it’s just a sad excuse for a sport. Don’t be a fool, grab a real racquet.
My grandma plays paddle tennis like it’s a war. She yells at the ball like it’s her enemy.
My cousin plays paddle tennis in a T-shirt that says 'I survived the 80s.' I don’t know what that means, but I’m scared.
I tried paddle tennis and got stuck playing with my brother. He’s the worst.