Paddle Tennis
A sport for the out-of-shape, old farts, and people who think they’re cool because they wear a weird hat. They’ll brag about how awesome it is, but it’s just a sad version of real tennis. Just leave before you get stuck playing with your grandma’s racquet.
My uncle plays paddle tennis like it’s a religion. I’ve seen him pray to the ball.
My mom says paddle tennis is 'the best thing since sliced bread.' I don’t even know what that means.
I tried paddle tennis once. Now I have a hatred for small balls and weird shoes.