Paddle porn
Ridiculous rafting videos that make you wish you were out there getting tossed around like a rag doll.
I watched paddle porn before my date and got so turned on I forgot to wear pants.
I showed my dad paddle porn. He said he’s gonna go rafting next week and bring a fishing rod and a six-pack.
I told my teacher I had a stomachache. I was really watching paddle porn and laughing like an idiot.