Paddle boatin
When you use a paddle boat to make out with a fat woman who has two giant boobs that are so big they look like they're gonna explode.
My uncle went paddle boatin with his neighbor and got stuck in the lake because her boobs were too heavy.
I saw a guy paddle boatin with a lady who had so many boobs the boat looked like it had a second floor.
My mom tried paddle boatin and said it felt like being in a boat with a cheeseburger that had a life of its own.