Paddle boatin
When a guy uses a paddle boat to flirt with a fat woman who has two massive boobs that look like they're gonna jump out of the boat and start swimming.
My dad went paddle boatin with his coworker and said it was like rowing through a meat market.
I saw a guy paddle boatin with a woman who had so many boobs the boat looked like it had a belly.
My friend said paddle boatin was like being in a boat with a giant pizza that was also alive.