Paddington's Pajama's
The clothes you wear to bed. Paddington tried every kind of pajama. He hated flannel. It itched like a thousand ants were crawling on his back. He hated cotton. It made him sweat like a f***ing gym rat. Finally he found the right pair online. They were comfy and didn’t make him feel like a f***ing hot dog.
I tried on 20 pairs of pajamas. My legs looked like f***ing sausages.
My pajamas are so good, I wear them to the beach. People think I’m f***ing crazy.
My pajamas are so soft, I could sleep in them forever. I might just fall asleep in my lunch.