Paddington's Pajama's
Clothes you wear to sleep. Paddington tried every kind of pajama. He got so f***ed off by flannel and wool that he almost bit the mailman’s head off. Finally he found the perfect pair online. They were soft, colorful, and didn’t make him sweat like a f***ing hot dog in the sun.
I tried on 15 pairs of pajamas. My feet were f***ed and I had to take a break.
My pajamas are so good, I wear them to the park. People think I’m f***ing weird.
My pajamas are so soft, I could sleep in them forever. I might just die in my sleep.