Paddington Blair
A silly name for Tony Blair, the UK leader who let America boss him around and started a stupid war that no one needed.
"Paddington Blair? More like Puddington Poohead!", A kid in the back of the class after a history lesson.
"You call him Paddington? He’s more like a soggy biscuit in a warzone.", A tweet from a grumpy history teacher.
"Paddington Blair? Sounds like a kid who got lost in a foreign war and forgot his pants.", A DM from a confused soldier.