Paddidle Bombs
A Padiddle bomb is a drink that makes you want to punch your crush and your math teacher at the same time. It’s like the worst version of being a teenager.
After a Padiddle bomb, I punched my crush and my math teacher got a black eye.
My crush drank a Padiddle bomb and now I hate her.
Padiddle bomb = the reason I didn’t get a date to prom.