padderatz - A woman so good, you’d follow her to the ends of the Earth.

A woman so good, you’d follow her to the ends of the Earth. Then trip over a rock and blame her.

My friend’s a padderatz. She’s so good, I borrowed her money and never paid it back.

My aunt’s a padderatz. She married my uncle. I still don’t understand why.

My crush is a padderatz. I like her. I don’t like her. I’m confused.