paddedpus - When your girlfri is so bloated from her period she sounds l

When your girlfri is so bloated from her period she sounds like a giant sausage link and keeps going *squish* like a fat kid in a pool

My girlfri is like a sausage in a sauna and I can hear her *squish* from the other room

She’s so paddedpus I think she’s gonna burst like a water balloon

I can hear her *squish* from the hallway and it’s like a horror movie