Padded Table
A chair that's been hit by a pillow and now holds all your stuff. It’s basically a seat that’s also a suitcase, but it smells like old cheese.
I put my entire wardrobe on my padded table. Now it's like a clothes explosion.
My padded table is so packed, I can't sit down without getting a sock in my mouth again.
My padded table is the reason I can't find my keys. It swallowed them.
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