padded playpen
A bed that’s so comfy it might as well be a jail cell for people who want to stay up late.
My bed is a padded playpen. I didn’t leave it for two days. I missed my mom’s birthday.
He said his bed was a padded playpen. I believed him when he didn’t come to work.
I’m in a padded playpen. I don’t want to leave. I’ve been here for three days.