padawan braid

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A padawan braid is a stupid little hair thing that shows you're still a newbie. When you finish training, your master or some smug jedi cuts it off with a lightsaber, which is basically just a fancy way of saying 'get out of my hair.'
My braid got chopped off by my master because I spilled coffee on the sacred lightsaber.
The council cut my braid off because I forgot the jedi code on my birthday.
My braid was sliced clean off because I cussed at a dark side robot.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A padawan braid is like a stupid badge of shame. When you're done training, someone takes a lightsaber and slices it off, which is the most dramatic way to say 'you're not a padawan anymore.'
My braid was cut off by my master because I cried when I failed a test.
The council sliced my braid because I said 'dark side' too much.
My braid got chopped off because I messed up my lightsaber form.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A padawan braid is a silly piece of hair that makes you look like a kid. When you finish training, your master or some old jedi cuts it off with a lightsaber, which is just a fancy way of telling you to grow up.
My braid was cut off because I made a mess during a jedi feast.
The council sliced my braid because I cussed at the Force.
My master chopped my braid off because I said 'I am the master' too much.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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