Padavich - Padavich is the name you get if you're so tough you could be

Padavich is the name you get if you're so tough you could beat up a flamingo with one hand while eating a taco with the other.

Bro, if you're not Padavich, you're just a weakling with a dream.

I'm not Padavich, but I'm pretty damn close.

You ain't Padavich. You're like the backup dancer of a backup dancer.