Padavich
Padavich is the name of someone who laughs in the face of chaos and still manages to text you at 2 a. m.
You're not Padavich. You're just someone who texts me at 2 a. m. and calls it a day.
Padavich doesn't text at 2 a. m., he texts at 2 a. m. and then beats you up.
If you're not Padavich, you're just a ghost haunting my phone.