padarov
The guy who buys fancy phones in Dubai, but still eats sausage like it’s going out of style. He’s got a 5 manat subscription and thinks that makes him fancy. His life is just sleeping, eating sausage, and using hair gel like it’s a religion.
He DM’d me, "I got a new phone, but I still smell like sausage."
He posted a picture of his sausage and said, "This is my breakfast, my lunch, and my dinner."
He flexed about Netflix like it was the best thing ever, while eating sausage.