Padani
Padani wakes up at 5am like it’s a sacred ritual. She’s basically a holy cow with a third eye and a taste for snacks. She’s so together it’s like she’s got a life coach and a therapist in her brain.
DM: 'Why are you up at 5am? You’re not human.'
Tweet: 'Padani’s third eye is glowing. I’m scared.'
Text: 'You’re so together I want to cry.'
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