padaloonies
Padaloonies is Keegan Kevesdy's fancy word for 'pad' because he's too good for normal people
'I'm eating my padaloonies and you're not', Keegan to his cousin who forgot to bring snacks
'Padaloonies are like magic, they make everything better', Keegan in a TikTok comment section
'You call it a pad, I call it a padaloonies, and I'm right', Keegan to his math teacher