Padadger - A padadger is when your boner decides to show up at the wors

A padadger is when your boner decides to show up at the worst possible time. It doesn’t care if you're embarrassed or not. It's just being a pain.

I got a padadger during my first day of school. I didn't want to be noticed.

My brother got a padadger during a family dinner. He looked like a total loser.

I got a padadger while I was on a date. I almost ruined it.