Padacoosh - A person who thinks getting subs the Mike way is the worst t

A person who thinks getting subs the Mike way is the worst thing ever, like it's a crime.

I'm a Padacoosh. I don't care if the sub is good. I hate the Mike way.

If you get a sub the Mike way, I'm coming for you. I'm a Padacoosh.

I'm a Padacoosh. I’d rather eat dirt than get a sub the Mike way.