Pada-sloth - The Pada-sloth is a human who would rather die than get up f

The Pada-sloth is a human who would rather die than get up from the couch. It’s named after the sin of being too lazy to live.

I’m a Pada-sloth. I wore my pajamas to school and got in trouble for it.

My brother is a Pada-sloth. He eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I saw a Pada-sloth in the mall. It was sitting on a bench like it was the throne.