Pada-sloth - A Pada-sloth is like a human who forgot how to move. It’s ca

A Pada-sloth is like a human who forgot how to move. It’s called that because it’s too lazy to do anything but stare at the ceiling.

My dog is a Pada-sloth. It doesn’t even bark. It just stares at me like I owe it money.

I got a D on my math test because I was acting like a Pada-sloth.

My mom says I’m a Pada-sloth. She’s probably right.