Pad see ew - It's like a noodle stir-fry that your neighbor made and forg

It's like a noodle stir-fry that your neighbor made and forgot to add sugar.

That pad see ew was so bitter, it was like my neighbor yelled at the kale.

I tried pad see ew and it tasted like my neighbor’s bad mood.

My neighbor’s pad see ew was so sour, it made my dog cry.