Pad see ew - A gross mess of noodles that look like they were thrown in a

A gross mess of noodles that look like they were thrown in a pot and cursed by a fat kid.

I tried pad see ew and it looked like my cousin’s hair after a wrestling match.

My mom made pad see ew and it smelled like my uncle’s socks in summer.

That pad see ew was so bad, I thought it was a curse from the noodle gods.