Pad lube
A sticky, smelly goo that lets your finger slide over your touch pad like it’s on a hot plate. Great when your fingers are sweaty and your game is about to die.
I dipped my finger in pad lube and slid like a champ. My opponent was confused.
Pad lube made my touch pad feel like a slippery banana. I was unstoppable.
After three hours of gaming, I used pad lube. My fingers thanked me.