Pad Hands

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When drummers get too comfortable bashing a rubber pad and then realize they can't hit a real drum without looking like a clueless idiot. It's like showing off your fancy moves on a treadmill and then trying to run a marathon.

I tried to do my sick fill on the actual drum and it sounded like my dog kicked the cymbal.

My buddy showed off his pad skills at the show and got roasted by the entire audience.

I practiced on my pad for weeks and then tried to play live and it was like I'd never touched a drum before.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you play on a pad so much you forget how to hit a real rimshot. It's like being a kid who only knows how to draw stick figures and then gets asked to paint a mural.

I couldn't do a rimshot in front of my drum corps and got called a weakling.

I missed a rimshot and my snare player started laughing at me during the show.

I tried to hit a rimshot during my solo and it was like I was trying to kick a brick wall.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you get so good at playing cards on a pad that you think you're a pro, but when you actually play with real people, you get trashed. Like thinking you're the king of the game, but then you lose to a kid with a candy bar.

I thought I was a card king, but my friend beat me with a stupid hand.

I showed off my cards and got beaten by a kid with a lousy deck.

I played cards on my pad all day and then got crushed by my cousin in real life.

by Slangipedia 6d ago