paczkowski
A Paczkowski is like a loud, smelly, cussing animal that thinks they're fancy. They'll beat you up if you laugh at them.
A Paczkowski once yelled at a pizza for being 'too round' and threw it at a wall.
I got in trouble for laughing at a Paczkowski who tried to talk to a tree.
My friend's Paczkowski uncle hit a waiter for not giving him extra fries.