Pacsek
A Pacsek is a smelly human who thinks they're in charge. They act like they know everything, even when they're clearly wrong.
The Pacsek tried to fix the printer and made it explode. Now the whole office smells like burnt coffee and regret.
I asked the Pacsek for help. They said 'just wait' and left me with a spreadsheet that had 47 tabs.
The Pacsek yelled at the intern for spilling coffee. They didn't even know which tab it was.