P.A.C.S.
A group of guys who cry like babies but act like they're tough. They're like the human version of a sad clown who still thinks he's a superhero.
He cried like a baby when he got dumped, but then acted like he was a tough guy.
He screamed like a girl when he lost the game, but then said he was a real man.
He cried like he was getting stabbed, but then laughed like he was the king of the world.