pacolet, SC
Pacolet is the worst place on Earth. The people are like old pizza. Crusty, gross, and full of hate. You don’t leave Pacolet, you just rot there.
I tried to leave Pacolet, but my dog came back with a map.
My mom said, 'You're not going to college. You're staying in Pacolet.'
My friend got a tattoo of Pacolet, and now he can't take it off.