Pacofinn
Pacofinn is like the best version of you, but with more money and less drama. He’s a king, and he knows it. He’s also probably your dad.
He said he was my dad. I didn’t believe him. He showed me a photo. I believed him. Then I cried.
He gave me money for lunch. I bought a pizza. He said, 'That’s a waste of money.' I said, 'That’s a waste of cool.'
He texted me and said, 'You’re a mess.' I said, 'You’re a king.' He said, 'You’re a mess.'