paco stache
A sad, flaky, barely there moustache that looks like it was drawn on with a crayon by a kid who just got sent to the principal's office.
'Man, his paco stache looks like it’s about to fall off.'
'He tried to grow a beard, but it just ended up looking like a paco stache.'
'That paco stache is so weak, it doesn’t even qualify as facial hair.'