Paco Reese
Paco Reese was a smelly Mexican outlaw who stole from the Racchu Train and probably got lost looking for El Dorado. He’s the worst legend, but somehow the best.
Paco Reese? He’s the guy who robbed the Racchu Train and then got stuck in the desert because he couldn’t find El Dorado. Classic.
I don’t know who El Dorado is, but I know Paco Reese. He’s the guy who stole my lunch money and got away with it.
Paco Reese is the reason why the Racchu Train now has a bounty on his head. And a really bad smell.