paco child
A shiny golden poop that falls from the sky and turns into a loud eagle that yells nonsense and makes everyone happy. It's like a fancy brand that says 'you're cool' and makes you feel like you belong to a gang of weirdos who think they're saving the world.
I just bought a paco child shirt and now I feel like I'm part of a golden poop gang.
That eagle is so loud, it woke up my dog and my mom.
I think the eagle is just a golden poop wearing a costume.