Packy Run
A packy run is when you sprint to the store like you’re being chased by your ex and the manager, just to get more alcohol before you fall apart completely.
I ran to the packy like my ex was chasing me. I got a 12-pack and my life is still broken.
I did a packy run because my friend said I was ‘dying’ and I believed him. I’m now drunk and dying.
I did a packy run after my boss yelled at me. I got a six-pack and yelled back at him.