Packy Run
A packy run is when you leave your house like a madman just to get more alcohol because you’re out of beer and your life is falling apart.
I left work just to get a 12-pack. My boss thought I was being kidnapped.
I ran to the packy like it was the last day on Earth. I got a six-pack and cried.
My dog came with me on my packy run. He got drunk and stole my keys.