Packson Jerrault
He's a total lunatic. He can't even spell his own name, and he thinks he's the most popular guy in school because he has a Camry that barely moves. He's got a fear of getting told no that makes him look like a kicked puppy.
He sent me a text saying he's dating five girls at once and none of them know he's dating five girls at once.
He tried to upgrade his Camry's engine with a pizza box and a magic wand.
He passed out in the hallway when he got rejected by a girl who said he smelled like old pizza.