Packson Jerrault
He's a complete idiot who thinks he's cool because he has a Camry that's barely holding on. He can't even count his letters and he's in love with every freshman girl who looks at him. He's terrified of getting told no and it's like watching a dog get hit by a car.
He texted me saying he's dating a girl who's in love with him and she's in love with him and she's in love with him.
He tried to ask out a girl by showing her his Camry's 'engine upgrade' which is just a cup of soda and a stick.
He started crying in the hallway when a girl said she didn't like him and he said 'this is the worst day of my life.'