Packpocket
You take the cash for drinks on a date and then you put it back in her bag like you’re helping her. You’re not. You’re just a thief with a fake smile.
She gave me money for drinks. I put it back in her bag. She said I was a good guy. I said I was just broke.
She gave me $10 for drinks. I put it back. She said I was cool. I said I was just cheap.
She gave me cash for drinks. I put it back. She thought I was helping her. I was just stealing.